me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

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somanyfeelingssolittletime:

do you think that when fred and george started hogwarts all the teachers were like “ahh more weasleys. lovely. their brothers were such good students i’m sure they’ll be just the same.” and then the twins walked into their first class and just SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS

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thatfunnyblog:

literally me

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The Devil is real. And he’s not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. ‘Cause he’s a fallen angel, and he used to be God’s favorite.

American Horror Story, Season 1

(Probably my favorite quote from the entire series.)

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internetvvhore:

good looking 13 year olds 

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getthisoff:

GARLIC BREAD

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how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer

do you know what happens when i get near a computer

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hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

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